1. I hear Sufjan is in need of a back-up banjo player and this is my ticket to fame.
2. All those crazy-Charlottesville-is-not-really-part-of-the-South-Bluegrass-lovin' hippies will gladly share a beat with me.
3. I hope to stand close to the five-year-old violin player to catch some sympathy dollars.
4. I will never have to read a four page e-mail about parking stamps or cleaning out the office refrigerator.
5. Yankie-Freakin-Doodle-Dandy.
6. Hanging out on the streets with the dregs of the Charlottesville community will, in the end, make me a better person.
7. Sad stories of "failure" are so much more motivating than success.
8. The TV show The Office will seem foreign and weird, not creepily familiar.
9. I can feel confident that after playing on the streets for a couple of weeks, I can get to a level above sucking.
10. Moonlighting as a hooker has always been my dream.
11. I won't feel my soul slowly sucking out of my body every time I sit at a desk.
12. I plan on taking Kentucky's bluegrass title one string at a time.
13. I hear there's a new market for street banjo players, and they are finally edging on street steel drum performers.
14. Money tips are way better than life tips. Especially when given by random, self-righteous strangers.
15. I’ve always wanted to be someone’s project.
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dear jesus.
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